Parody of "So Yesterday" by olivia_livy
I
could wash my greasy hair (if I wanted to)
I could put on some non-skimpy clothes (If I wanted to)
You can't change
my mind,
For I am famous again!
But i'm gonna keep my tight clothes, (cuz I should)
They look good on me, and
help me keep my fans!
At least for today, for today, for today, cuz...
My fames over, I can't let go,
Disney didn't know that;
I
am so yesterday, so yesterday,
So I dress like a whore, now I can be famous agaaaaaaain!
(hah, I'm hott!)
Parody of "Why Not" by Kelly (me)
Half of the artists heard today
Can't sing to save their ass
It's 'cause the music industry
Is only lookin' for
cash
At last they found the perfect fit
A girl with an
air head
Less talent than what's in her shit
The empire of Hilary Duff had spread
Her voice is fake and sounds like crud
Her lipgloss
hurts my eyes
Her smile makes me vomit blood
While real talent passes by
I took a minute from my day
And slowly prayed to
God
That one day real talent will prevail
And Hilary will be long gone
[Chorus:]
(So) Why Not
Kindly drown yourself
Why
not
Swallow all the pills from the shelf
If you keep on singing
Apocalypse will come
So....why not
Why not
Why Not kindly drown yourself [X2]
Her acting makes me take a knife
It makes me shout
and scream
And Disney laughs right to the bank
From a voice created with machines
And this gimmick has become a hit
Little girls
say "she's my idol!"
While we are tortured by this shit
We're waiting for her downfall
[Chorus]
Oh...oh
Hilary sucks monkey balls
Oh...yeah
Yes
she does
Oh she does
Oh...oh
Someone stick a knife in her
What I'm saying is
She's fake and needs to go
We'll never get away from her
She's fucking everywhere!
If
we don't stop the Hilary Empire
Why not
Shoot Hilary in the head
Why not
Choke
her til' she's dead
It might take a lot of time
But fuck, it's worth the time!
So...why not
Why not
Parody of "Sweet Sixteen" by
GriffinFox
I'm gonna strip away
and feel the sun throughout my toots
finally revealing who I am:
an
all-out prostitute!
cuz I've got brain-dead slaves
and I summon dark storm
clouds
my blonde hair is full of lice
[Chorus]
sweet sixteen
gonna go screw me
sweet
sixteen
then a couple hundred guys
sweet sixteen
discovering
sweet sixteen
so much more ways to screw
sweet
sixteen
drivin' down to the club where we go to screw
cum is
blastin' and my top is off
there ain't nothin' in my way
'cept the Anti-Hil community
cuz I got brain-dead slaves
and I summon dark storm
clouds
my blonde hair is full of lice
[Chorus]
mama disowns me and a sister who fucks me and a daddy's
never there
[Chorus]
I know so well what it feels like
no need for a lesson
I've
tasted so much of what I find
but there's so much more to screw
sweet sixteen
[repeat]
[Chorus]
Parody of "Come Clean" by olivia_livy
Let's go back,
back to being born,
Back to when my mommy said
"I'll be a producer for you" (oohhh)
But
I'm not.... peeeeerfect at all.
Trying to make an ugly teen into a superstar..
Waaaas
no taaalent to maaake it work!
Let my mom come down,
to control me,
Let her produce
more hype,
of a fake me.
Cause I wanna be more famous,
I wanna be,
A blond, fake version ooooooooooof meeeeee..
Parody of "I Can't Wait" by KRISTA_KASTLE
How it happens, I don't care
Being chased by a grizzly bear
I know today is one of those days
that you're going away
Thrown in a ditch, you're such a bitch
Don't care if you twirl your hair
Hope you twirl til it falls off your big fat head
Your life goes by......don't care whyyyyyyyy
I can't wait til you die one day
And I can't wait til that fine day
Oh what's it gonna take?
Slaughtered by Captain Hook
Trip over your disgusting looks
I can't wait....
I can't wait!
Bye bye bye...bye bye bye...bye bye bye...BYE BYE!!
And while you're on some TV show
Giggling about and scratching your nose
An angel's shining down on you, blinding you to DEATH
Cause anyway is possible no matter how incredible
You never know who you might meet on this crowded street
You life goes on...not for long.......
I can't wait til you die one day
And I can't wait til that fine day
Oh what's it gonna take?
Slaughtered by Captain Hook
Trip over your disgusting looks
I can't wait....
I haven't got forever, and I haven't got all day
Ohh I just want my world back again
You haven't got no talent, just go away and stay....
I can't wait til you die one day
And I can't wait til that fine day
Oh what's it gonna take?
Slaughtered by Captain Hook
Trip over your disgusting looks
I can't wait....
I can't wait til you die one day
And I can't wait til that fine day
Oh what's it gonna take?
Slaughtered by Captain Hook
Trip over your disgusting looks
I can't wait....
Parody of "Come Clean" by Breanna Mantha
Tween Queen
(In the tune of 'Come Clean')
Let's go back
Back to Disney Channel
Where
you can see my mom exploit my talents at age 12
I'm different
And I think I'm so perfect
Makin' easy movies without
talent was a lie
Generrrrrrrrric rhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyme!
Let my mom get a production team
Let them make
a movie about me
'Cause I want to get attention
I want to sing
Let me be a fake blond tween queen!
A tween queen!
The soundtrack
Put me on the soundtrack
To
remind the public again that I can sing
And let's get
Get Chad Michael Murray
Let's attract the teeny-boppers
with 20-something guys
Generrrric rhyyyyyyyyyyy-eh-ey-eh-ey-eh-eyme!
Let my mom get a production team
Let them make
a movie about me
'Cause I want to get attention
I want to sing
Let me a fake blond tween queen!
A..... tween queeeeeeeeen!
A......... tweeeeeen
queeeeeen!
...Buy my album...
...Buy my clothe line...
I'm
a tween queen.
Let my mom get a production team
Let them make
a movie about me
'Cause I want to get attention
I want to sing
Let me be a fake blond tween queen
Ohhhhhhhhhh I'm a tween queen!
Ohhhhhhh bow to
me!
Buy my album!
I'm a tween queen
Send me back
Back to Disney Channel
